Friday, July 13, 2007 | 3:03 PM

Live from UCLA Part I - Mourinho, JT & my boy
*Credits to my summer exchange soccer fan friend in UCLA
JT looks damn sian here
My boy is so cute! Everyone took a bugee to the changing room but he walked (and a little boy went up to him for signature when he was on th e phone) - according to my scout

Part II - Other first team players
Makelele looks like an astronaut here
This is for kitty

Part III - new summer signings
Introducing Tal Ben Haim from Bolton
And France international Florent Malouda from Lyon

Part IV - Signatures managed by my friend (Guess who's who)
The first is Carlo Cudicini

And between these 2, my friend can't remember which is Terry's and which is Frankie's. But both of them are shit. So different from what they sign in full.