Sunday, May 25, 2008 | 3:05 AM

OMG Avram is sacked!

Not like it wasn't expected. But a girl is always allowed to dream, right?

Pardon me Avram, for calling you a toad from the beginning (though you really resemble a toad). For Mourinho is my first love.

Regardless of the slip-ups that you had and all, I am proud of you as Chelsea's manager (albeit for a short 8-month reign), especially for bringing us to our first Champions League finals. Though we did not win it, it is certainly going into the history books. And with such a huge boost, I know that we will win it next season.

I'm sorry that reality is cruel, so is the football industry and Chelsea.

All the best to you, Avram.